Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue - Kids

Opens with the inexplicable lines Me no bubblicious/Me smoke heavy tar and only gets more insane from there until we’re rhyming sodomy and ornithology. The MV is a sexy Busby Berkeley nightmare.

Robbie and Kylie both make incredibly well-produced punchy pop music and this is a truly maximised joint slay. Put big cheesy electric guitars in pop again!!